Born on: 20.03.08 at 5pm

Designed by: Ian & his team

Broken by: Normally John

Fixed by: Normally John

John's catchphrase: There's the right way, the wrong way and the J Smith way - the wrong way only faster

Funniest Office Activity: The Quack

Most overtime: ALWAYS Jian

Most unpaid overtime: Nick

The round: Latte, Tea, decaf latte (yeah we know, what's the point!), Americano - all Venti!

Monthly coffee bill: err a lot - don't tell the investors!

Best kept secret: *** ****** *****

Most famous employee: The Dragon from da Den

Most expensive car in the office: Mark's Lotus - in future call the RAC to check the engine!!

Most unique member of staff: They know who they are...

Favourite pet: Aquasaur's for now...

Moan-a-thon winner: He knows who he is!

Most popular person: Without a doubt the CEO

Favourite TV show: Skins / Shameless issit!

Favourite eatery: Nando's